Each of us probably has at least one odd gift: a secret talent for something slightly offbeat.  For whatever reasons rhyme and metered verse come really easily to me, and I’m virtually certain that I’m the only brand strategy nerd who rewrote lyrics to H.M.S. Pinafore at the age of seven.

This section offers a sampling of lyrics, parodies and other writing, and I’ll be adding to it as time goes by.  Enjoy!

And since inquiring minds are sure to ask: yep, I do custom lyrics and doggerel.  Just click on contact.